Kelia Moniz has two things you don’t have, namely, women’s world longboarding titles. She also has a scar inside her mouth where her teeth got obliterated after a hor rifying dancing accident. Yes, dancing. And you thought those God-fearing zealots in Footloose were wrong to criminalise it. Well, to hell with you, Kevin Bacon, damned be your bad-boy attitude and compulsive need to thrust those lithe hips. In other news, Kelia is twenty-three years old, surfs Teahupo’o on a log and thinks Steph Gilmore is the biggest bitch in the universe. Der.
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